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15 amusing jokes about numbers in our world

Without mathematics, nowhere! Numbers and the most complex mathematical operations with them, which really come to life, are within the reach of everyone who graduated from elementary school.

In everyday life, family, at work, and even on vacation, there are numbers around us, we do not part with them. And although the usual calculator on a smartphone is always ready to help out in a difficult moment, the oddities with mathematics continue to occur.

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- You love math more than me!

- Expensive! How could you think!

- Well, then prove it!

- Okay. Let R be the set of all favorite objects ...

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Please tell us the name of the sign expressing the absence of the value of this digit in the positional number system. And then I'm in math full zero.

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- Give at least one example of how studying mathematics will help me in real life!

- You now showed two fingers.

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Running crazy on the hospital, runs up to the patients and yells: "I'm you
differentiate !!! "Patients scream, shy away to the sides, under the bed
are hiding.

Psycho likes it and he runs to the next victim.Runs up
shouts: "I differentiate you!" And he sits to himself further, zero
attention.

Crazy again: "I will differentiate you !!!" Again, no
reaction.

A psycho is starting up, yelling: “Don't you hear that? I love you now
differentiate !!! »

And he receives the answer: “But I don’t care, I’m an exhibitor!”

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For more than 20 years now, I have been waiting for Sinus, Cosine, Tangent and Cotangent, which should have been great for me in my life, and because of which my child’s psyche was so upset ...

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At the lesson of mathematics:
- Sidorov, name a two-digit number.
- Thirty-one.
"Why not thirteen?" Sit down two.
- Petrov, call a two-digit number.
- forty five.
"Why not fifty-four?" Sit down Two.
- Rabinovich, call a two-digit number.
- Twenty two.
“Why not ... You are again with your Jewish jokes!”

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- How to measure silk silk warrior?
- It is necessary to multiply the crown by acceleration!

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A teacher at a mathematics lesson asked Gogi:

- Gogi, and chamu is equal to the sum of the squares of the cathet?

- Square hypotenuse!

- And Cham prove it?

- I swear on mom !!!

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Einstein died, comes to God and says:
- God, I have been thinking and searching all my life, well, now show me the formula of the universe.
- No problem.
He claps his hands, a big black board appears. God writes his formula on it with chalk. Long, complicated ...
Einstein:
- So-so ... I knew it, I figured it out, I guessed it. Listen, and here you have some kind of nonsense written!
God, waving his hand:
- Yes, I myself understood ..

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Question in the exam:

- What will happen if you combine cybernetics and mathematics?

Answer:

- Kibenematics!

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In the 3 / 9th kingdom, in the 3/10 state all were obsessed with fractions.

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A mathematician enters the photo studio:
- Please take me photos from this film.

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